And for just a measly $137.5 million you can own this amazing piece of…… work. This reminds me of that one time I had an LSD overdose and bad tequila in Tia Juana. At least there isn’t a donkey in this nightmare.
No Me Gusta.
Pablo Presley
Si!I'm all shook up!!
Oh Pablo Presley I thought nothing could be sexier than your gyrating hips. But now I’m torn. I can’t tell if its your lazy eyes, your misshapen head or the fact you have no cheek. Whatever it is, I can’t help but fantasize about Jail House Rock and a soap on the rope scene.
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Minute Man
Only $5,100.00!!!!!!!!!!
The icy cold stare of a man who arrives before the party has even started…
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The Red Swing
Only $400.00!!!!
This time you’re going to make it past the earth’s atmosphere, and I don’t want to hear any complaining about G-Forces!!!
Mother N Child 2
Only $670.00!!!
Not now honey, Mommy’s merging with the couch.
Spot the Original!
Only $500.00!!!!!!
Both would thankfully escape the island. Jack would go on to become Johnny Storm, while Kate would have her face re-blocked and pursue a career as a stunt double for Willem Dafoe.
Its Not Nice To Fool With Mother Nature
Only $1,100.00!!!!
This is the perfect gift for Mother’s day. May I suggest hanging it in her bathroom?
Ghost Boner
I don’t think I need to inform you that this is available as a greeting card.
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Smile of Life
Only $500.00!!!!!!
This reminds me of the time I lost my contact lenses in Russia while trying to pick up that hooker…
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Tagged Definitely not sexy, Not a Digital Painting, Overpriced, prostitute, wtf is this
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The Sabbath Prayer
She observes the shit out of them, to be precise.
The Sabbath prayer painting is of a woman reflecting in front of the candles in her home on Friday night. She welcomes the Sabbath by the observance of lighting of the candles.
The grandkids were always happy to see grandma and her kaleidoscopic shower cap. Sabbath evenings were the best, when she’d light the candle and watch them, muttering under her breath about the Soviets…