Category Archives: Twilight Travesties

Blood Sisters

Her shapeless torso was in stark contrast to the skewed moon behind her. Her belly button, huge.

Eeeew Stacy, you sneezed your bloody nose all over me! Continue reading

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Spot the Original!

Van Helsing, spot the original! Continue reading

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Misshapen Edward

Battering Ram Face Edward thanks you for staying out of his business. Continue reading

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Derp

That chill you felt on the back of your neck is not a coincidence, my friend. He has risen. He wants to derp your blood.

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McNugget Dracula wants your white meat!

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Where the Hart is

Both Bella and her sad face deer of judgement knew that it wasn’t the first morning she had woken up in the forest more hungover than laundry on the line… And it certainly wouldn’t be the last. How is her … Continue reading

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Spot the Original!

We’re taking some artistic liberties here, aren’t we, Multiple Fracture Arm Woman? Continue reading

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Hold his hair back

“Painting of a male vampire bordering the words I love you above his head” I have to admit, if it weren’t for the description I would not have noticed the writing. I thought he threw up pea soup in his … Continue reading

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Vampire Lady Mid Yawn

“This painting is supposed to have terror and movement in it.” But that didn’t pan out, so here’s this.

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